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Poster: oh_uh_um_ah Date: Jul 22, 2009 1:43pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: oh_um_uh_ah.........scuse me i seem to have a dick caught in my throat.............

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on...

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Poster: CPettingill Date: Jul 22, 2009 6:31pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: oh_um_uh_ah.........scuse me i seem to have Rush's dick caught in my throat.............

Frank Zappa : Sy Borg Lyrics

Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer... joe and his date are going back to the apartment to have a little party...

Joe:
Sy borg
Gimme dat,
Gimme dat

Sy borg
Gimme dat, give me
De chromium leg,

I beg

Sy borg
Gimme dat,
Gimme dat

Sy borg
Gimme dat, give me
De chromium leg,

Little wires,
Pliers, tires
They turn me on

Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy,
Mon...

Stroking several of sy's gleaming appendages, joe continues...

Gee, sy
This is a real groovy
Apartment
You've got here

Sy borg:
All government
Sponsored recreational
Services are clean and
Efficient

Joe:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated
Machine
That looks like a
Magical pig
With marital aids
Stuck all over it
Such as yourself
Before

Sy borg:
You'll love it!
It's a way of life.

Joe:
Does that mean
Maybe later
You'll plook me...

Sy borg:
If you wish, we may
Have a groovy orgy

Joe:
Just me and you?

Sy borg:
I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay bob doll
He goes all the way...
Ever try oral sex with
A miniature rubberized
Homo-replica?

Joe:
No, ah, not yet,
Ah, is this him?

Sy borg:
This is him.
Your wish is
His command
He likes you
He wants to kiss
You always
Just tell him what
You want

Joe:
Really?
Hi, little guy
Think I might get a
Tiny, but exciting
Blow...job...

Gimme dat,
Gimme dat
Blow job...
Gimme dat, give me
De chromium cob.

Sy borg:
Bend over.

Joe:
Gay bob
Blow job
Gimme dat,
Gimme dat
Blow job
Gimme dat, give me
De chromium cob

Sy borg:
You'll love it!
It looks just like a
Telefunken u-47.

Joe:
Little leather cap
And trousers
They look so gay..
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Hey...

Sy borg:
Bob is tired.
Plook me now,
You savage rascal
Ehhh! that tickles.
You are a fun person
I like you.
I want to kiss
You always.

Joe:
Gee, this is great
How's about some
Bondage and
Humiliation

Sy borg:
Anything you say,
Master.

Joe:
Oh no, I don't believe
It
You're way more fun
Than mary...

Sy borg:
You're plooking
Too hard...

Joe:
And cleaner than
Lucille...

Sy borg:
Plooking on me...

Joe:
What have i
Been missing
All these years?

Sy borg:
Too hard

Joe:
Sy...

Sy borg:
Too hard

Joe:
Sy...

Sy borg:
Plooking too hard
On me-e-e-e-e...

Joe:
Speak to me
Oh no...
The golden shower
Must have shorted out
His master circuit
He's, he's, oh my god
I must have
Plooked him...
Hey
To death...
Hey

Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer... you have just destroyed one model xqj-37 nuclear powered pan- sexual roto-plooker and you're gonna have to pay for it! so give up, you haven't got a chance.

Joe:
But i...
I, i, i, i, i...
I can't pay
I gave all my money
To some kinda groovy
Religious guy...
Two songs ago...

Central scrutinizer:
Come on out son...
Between the two of us
We'll find a way to
Work it out

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Poster: cream-puff-war Date: Jul 22, 2009 7:17pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: oh_um_uh_ah.........scuse me i seem to have Rush's dick caught in my throat.............

I'm My Own Grandpa

Lyrics: Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe
Music: Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe

Played by Jerry Garcia with David Grisman

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother

Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa

[chorus]


(the original version can be heard 2/3 the way into this video I made of home movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36ShvK_XcJI

but I'd sure like to hear what Grisman and Garcia did with it - any chance it's on LMA?)

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